Monday, January 10, 2005

Free Porn

We have news to impart. Apparently there is pornography on the internet.

If only you had known, you probably never would have wasted time on this site in the first place.

But you had no idea.

So a spammer has decided to help you, by scattering random links to lascivious material in various comments posted at this weblog.

We've deleted most of them, we think. But in case we've missed a few, maybe they'll bring solace to some hapless soul who has spent years scouring the internet for porn, but who just wasn't able to find any, until now.

P.S. to comment spammer: You have won a valuable prize. To claim it, please e-mail us and supply your identity.

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